my boss: Jews are very smart

me: (in my head) not smart enough to get out of the gas chambers.

i'm evil, kill me now. Mwahahaha

Pretty!

In addition to my beautiful saltwater tank, i added a cute baby blue tang...

v2: hey you
rjayinabottle: hey u
v2: im in longgbeach
rjayinabottle: y?
v2: its so hott out here
v2: visiting my friend
v2: at her condo
v2: were gonna go outt
v2: its a thursday thing haha
v2: we're just waiting for her to pack her stuff for la
rjayinabottle: heheh
rjayinabottle: i see
v2: what are you up to
rjayinabottle: babysitting
rjayinabottle: and eating mcdonalds
v2: aww who are you babysitting lol
v2: youre gonna make the kid cry
rjayinabottle: my lil niece
rjayinabottle: haha no
rjayinabottle: she loves me
v2: cuz youre eating mcdonalds and the sheisnt!
rjayinabottle: shes 6
rjayinabottle: she is
rjayinabottle: a happy meal
v2: aww thats cute
v2: i miss my nieces and nephews
v2: im going to SD on saturday
v2: so i get to see my very very whte washed cousins there
v2: theyre like all in their 30s
v2: long beach is so ghetto. i dont like it
v2: the streets are too wide
v2: and it just seems so smoggy!
v2: so what are youeating from mcdonalds
v2: loll we're laughing so hard cuz i was like...we're gonna go whale watching today...and camp outside this girls condo we we dislike
v2: her street name is ximino
v2: loll it sounds so slutty as is
rjayinabottle: hjahah
v2: shes a self proclamed slut
v2: and shes proud of it
v2: she made a new SN that says like iluvdigks
v2: soo grOdy
rjayinabottle: hmm k
v2: now my frinds are talking about this guy we know who hs like phone sex with our str8 friends but sounds like a girl
v2: and shes like he got a text messge from one of them saying
v2: is "she" wants to fuck
v2: loll sooo gross
v2: ewwww
v2: i feel so bad forwhoever the guy is
v2: thats just wrong
rjayinabottle: yeah huh
v2: we're making fun of our friend cuz she has a webcam here
v2: loll
v2: were like you probably have your own show
v2: at midnight
v2: online
v2: i personally dont want to watch a movie
rjayinabottle: ohh i see
v2: my friends are leaving me behind
v2: cuz theyre going grocery
v2: its so far away
rjayinabottle: oh ok
v2: so what are you and your niece doing
v2: i wish i had a little kid to take care of
rjayinabottle: watching mulan
v2: =]
v2: i love that movie

Geebus, I type one phrase, then he responds with 50. Yawn